The kebab onions only serve to make my eyes water more, alas.

Also, the chilli sauce really stings.

Hey! That's not my fault, I'm not the Queen of Arsenal or anything. I can't help it if red-blooded males are attracted to the musky scent of my general all-round lovelyness!! (LOL) I'm going to
the game Vs Wisla Krakow tonight. After Monday's performance I'm questioning my sanity in doing so. Still, at least I can pick up one of those lush black replica tops from the Megastore. I'll
need something to cry into on the journey home. ;)

Hello - I'm taking your wall's virginity. Not in, like, a dirty or sexual way, like that strange woman who married the Berlin Wall and cheated on it with a fence. Oh no! More in a friendly
oh-look-I'm-the-first-to-leave-you-a-message kinda way. So nerrrr. :p